Gene Wilder is the adult I strive to be
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.
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Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
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there has never been a more accurate representation of me ever.
APPARENTLY this is a thing, the rupee is a box for an engagement ring. Shut the front door.
Not sorry for all the Zelda spam.
It better make the noise when you open it
Omg are you serious?
How adorable ;-;!
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
when you surprise a bitch in spanish
if you dont have a tagged/me you can count me tagged/out